So I was going to post this amazing gay wedding, to urge you to get out and vote today, but I’ll post it later this week. I am dead tired from waiting two and a half hours to early-vote at San Francisco City Hall. Had I realized I would be waiting so long, I wouldn’t have worn my red high heels, but live and learn.
So here is the thing. Your wedding does not matter today. My wedding does not matter today. What are you even doing here? Go to Politico, go to Real Clear Politics, go to the Twitter Election Feed, or just watch the news. It’s election day, and that’s about all that matters.*
And California voters, go vote no on 8. If I can make it through two and a half hours of pain, so can you.
*I know, I have lots of international readers too. But who are we kidding? All you care about today is this election too.