"Because sometimes it’s nice to be reminded."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"This is just the best tutorial we’ve done ever."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."