"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"This is just the best tutorial we’ve done ever."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"A mantra for anyone feeling like they might lose themselves in marriage (or otherwise)."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"