"Because it’s not always tears of joy and toasts, and you need strategies to survive in one piece."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"Because sometimes it’s nice to be reminded."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"