"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"If you’re not sure about combining finances, this was the post that finally explained it to me in a way that didn’t make me want to cry."
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."