"Hint: they apply to all."
"This is just the best tutorial we’ve done ever."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"Because it’s not always tears of joy and toasts, and you need strategies to survive in one piece."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."