"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"No one should be guilting you into a more indie wedding. But no one should be guilting you out of a WIC one, either. Do what you want!"
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"This is just the best tutorial we’ve done ever."