"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."
"One heirloom dress, sixty years, three weddings."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"