Did I ever tell you about the funniest wedding dream I had? I didn’t? Good.
So “My Mother-In Law” (who was in no way David’s actual mother, just some random dream character) kept introducing me to everyone as “David’s first wife.” And I kept saying, “Please don’t call me his first wife. That’s really insulting.” And she would say, “but you are his first wife, dear, he hasn’t had another.”
Every time I tell David the story of this dream, he laughs so hard he tears up.
The End.
