"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"One heirloom dress, sixty years, three weddings."