"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."
"How daycare proved to be oddly controversial, and one of the best things we’ve ever done for our family."