"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."