"Hint: they apply to all."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."
"Because it’s not always tears of joy and toasts, and you need strategies to survive in one piece."
"No one should be guilting you into a more indie wedding. But no one should be guilting you out of a WIC one, either. Do what you want!"
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"