"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"No one should be guilting you into a more indie wedding. But no one should be guilting you out of a WIC one, either. Do what you want!"