"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"These clouds look more magical in real life than in photos, and that’s saying something. Also, #lazygirl approved."
"Because it’s not always tears of joy and toasts, and you need strategies to survive in one piece."