"Hint: they apply to all."
"For muddy little girls after my own heart."
"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"These clouds look more magical in real life than in photos, and that’s saying something. Also, #lazygirl approved."