I’m trying…

….to get East Side Bride to draw up a list of blog phrases that will be banned in 2010. Could you go harass her now and make her do it? Because it will be the best if she does it. She writes the rules around here. But just in case, I’m going to make some suggestions:

Phrases That Will Be Banned On Blogs In 2010:

  • Le Sigh
  • Oh-so-{uugggggghhhhIdonotcarewhatyouaretalkingaboutwhenyoustartwiththat}
  • Lauren suggests that any combination of “weekend” and “darlings” is right out

But really, this post is about the new rule from ESB (via her twitter stream which you should follow). And the rule is firm. No wiggle room:

Effective immediately: the phrase “eye candy” is to be replaced with “eyeball pleasure.*”

NOW GO HARASS HER IN HER COMMENTS AND MAKE HER DO IT. I want a full list. The new year is coming, it’s time for new blog rules.

*David wants you to say “I got f*cked in the eyeball” which is also ok. Like: “That wedding dress is so cute I feel like I got f*cked in the eyeball”

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