Do you read Mighty Girl? If you don’t, you must, because Maggie is just about my favorite blogger of all time. I’ve been reading her for, well, years. It helps that she’s five years older then I am and lives in San Francisco, so she’s like that super cool slightly older girl who gives you something to live up to.
Anyway, I was digging through her archives, and stumbled upon this snippet from when she was getting married, filed under What Year Is It Again? I trust you will enjoy it:
An all-too-familiar excerpt from Here Comes the Guide Companion magazine Spring 2003:
“Don’t forget: That man in the corner is your fiance. While you may have intended to plan the entire wedding yourself, consider including him in the process. Because he loves you, he’ll tag along with you to the florist, caterer, photographer and wedding planner. And because he loves you, he’ll forgive you for saying stream-of-consciousness things like, “Oh honey don’t you just love this it’s so adorable how does it look on me oooh I just have to have it!” Even though he probably won’t share your boundless enthusiasm for picking out party favors or linens, he’ll do what he can–chauffeur you around and say “uh-huh” a lot, despite the fact that he really doesn’t understand much of what’s going on.”
Dear anonymous author,
Bite me.
Sincerely,
Maggie Berry
Excellent. I’m crossing that off my list of open letters that need writing. Phew.
