Lady To Her Friend: (flipping through letterpress invites) I don’t know, I mean, maybe I could go with this invitation suite, but it’s fuchsia and black, and our colors are fuchsia and grey, which is much more chic, and I’m just afraid these will send the wrong message about the wedding.
Me to Myself: Brides are scary. And weird.
Myself to Me: Ah! You are a bride! Right now! And you’re here buying wedding invitations.
Me to Myself: Oh my god, that’s right. What am I buying again? (looks down at hands) Cream card stock. Oh. Right.