"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."
"How daycare proved to be oddly controversial, and one of the best things we’ve ever done for our family."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."