"Did you want an excuse to stop trying so hard and abandon that Pinterest project you’re obviously dying over? Well here you go."
"Hint: they apply to all."
"Because sometimes it’s nice to be reminded."
"These clouds look more magical in real life than in photos, and that’s saying something. Also, #lazygirl approved."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"