Classic APW: Hee.

I found this going through my archives, and it cracked me up. Maybe I should go through my archives more often, to find things I totally forgot. Please click on the image and look at it full size. Please. Yeah. I can’t even follow that up with witty text.

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  • This made feel unwell. Do all weddings have to be homogeneous spendathons?

  • Anonymous

    And where does the groom fit into this? The cake topper that can also be purchased?

  • wow. I have no words.

  • ewww barf!!

  • I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Gross. So gross.

  • Rhiannon

    Wow, if anything sums IT up…



    Well, at least you can buy happiness. (snicker)

  • LOL

    Thanks for the giggle :)

  • Ew, no thank you. I'll save that money for a down payment OR several trips to Hawaii, please!

  • I'm with Bells, Nicole, and writtenbliss… that ad made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ack.

  • sam

    This is one of those wedding things that makes me think "Seriously?! Is this a joke?" Because I can't wrap my mind around the fact that anyone sane would actually go for this.

  • gag!

  • Wow, I really thought it was going to end with something like "Before all that, there's YOUR HUSBAND" (or "love" or "family" or something like that). I just lost a little innocence that I'll never regain.

  • I love ads/articles like this because it is fun to go down the list and say "nope, nope, not doing that, don't need it, no, nope…"


    I just gagged.

  • O.M.G.

  • Anonymous

    I call this your "Reason for Being."

    Thanks to a A Practical Wedding for keeping the sanity.

  • wow. just…wow.

  • I. Am. Dying.

  • amazing. simply amazing

  • i want to write something cynical and witty….but that ad has robbed me of my will to go on.

  • Amazing that it's more horrifying the second time around. It's almost a direct look into the soul of the financial crisis.

  • Blech. This ad makes me picture the women featured on Bridezillas…you know, the ones who end up standing on the curb throwing a fit because the limo is white instead of cream, banging their $4000 heirloom rose bouquet against their hip, petals flying everywhere, screaming, "IT'S MY DAY!!!" *shudder*

    It makes me want to poke them firmly in the eye. Preferably with their mother of pearl handle, Swarovski crystal studded, engraved platinum serving set.

  • Have a good week off, you sure deserve it.

    And for sure I thought this was a joke (how could it NOT be?), but sadly I realized it isn't. Gosh. I'm so glad I avoided The Knot like the plague and stuck to APW during my planning. Otherwise I might have exploded.

  • omg. f*#*king amazing!

  • Meg

    @Marie Eve
    No, I personally scanned it from a magazine. It's real. Sadly.

  • agirl

    I love that you have a tag called cynical exploitation. I might create one called WTF. This calls for it.

  • Brandy

    Having money in your savings account AFTER you return from your honeymoon……PRICELESS.

  • Anonymous

    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • Peonies and Polaroids

    Dude, this reminds me that I've read *all* of your posts. Still, they're pretty good the second time round too.

    I'm glad you're taking a week off. About effing time.

  • Oh dear.

  • Sarah

    OMG wow. yikes.

  • April

    I'd like to beat senseless the marketing "genius" that whipped up this little gem…*snort*

    And the fact that it lists myriad details but makes no mention of the real purpose of a wedding: marrying your beloved, is just another reason to hate The Knot and those of their ilk.

  • I had to delete my Knot account after three days, when my venue criteria (less than their $$ out of $$$$$ and can fit at least 150 people) turned up ZERO results. When they sent me 18 separate emails telling me all the things I was late on figuring out (flowers, venue, blah), though, based on my projected wedding date, I gave up and admitted that The Knot was not my teacup.

  • Anonymous

    I really began to loathe when they sent me this rediculous email…
    (Sorry, I don't know how to actually make it a link, so I think you'll have to cut and paste.)

  • Anonymous

    OK, so I don't think that last post worked correctly. This is what the rediculous email said…

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  • I too thought this was a joke until I got to the end of it. wowwweeee.

    but it did make me even more snuggly wrapped up in my safe little APW cocoon. :)

  • This cracked me up. We're having a "green" wedding – saving the environment and the $$ – all on the condition that "no people are hurt by debt in the making of this wedding." I can't imagine spending 10s of thousands of dollars of money that you don't have. Crazy!!!

  • That's… wow. :p