"Hint: they apply to all."
"Because you don’t need to register for all the things."
"Because if I can follow this tutorial, on my hotel room floor, while drinking champagne in my pajamas on the morning of my wedding, so can you!"
"This is my favorite essay that I’ve written in recent years. I was secretly pregnant when I wrote it."
"A mantra for anyone feeling like they might lose themselves in marriage (or otherwise)."